Why is this in the center

May282012

(Source: gorillaz-and-shit, via virgoatheart)

May262012

(Source: liveorsimplyexist, via kaitlynjanethedreamer)

1PM

merejuxtaposition:

Best weekend of my life. I love my best friends.

But now- sleep.

1PM

Can’t tell if sunny side up egg, or flower.

(via klaudster)

1PM

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

That’s the shrieking of the gummy bear as it’s molecularly rearranged and dies a slow, painful, death.

(via kaitlynjanethedreamer)

1PM

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12PM

gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe

May192012

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

May182012

(Source: shesjustawhore, via scottywattybatmanpippen)

1PM

(Source: kibecooreslipknot, via twentyandterrific)

May122012

the-unpopular-opinions:

Sick of the “I’m so special because I didn’t have sex as a teenager!” bull shit. You didn’t have sex and decided to wait? Cool story, no one cares.

The kid was getting picked on for NOT having sex though. Both parties are at fault here, not just the one whose side you’re not on.

(via applespirate)

May112012

aamukherjee:

expose-the-light:

Ingredients of life

Illustrations of Chemical compounds by Rex

An ultra-cool set of posters! Dopamine is the one I am most familiar with and it’s a very interesting chemical not only because it causes our emotional responses, but because it controls the ‘reward system’ of our brain which in turn motivates us to repeat actions that we enjoy (even if they are not good for our overall health, as is the case with chemical addiction).

But rather than dwelling too much on the more serious effects of these chemical responses, focus more on the greatness of the posters!

(via twentyandterrific)

1AM